April Fool Joke around the corner

Is time for some various funny jokes in april,this month.Recently,i have done my research about funny jokes and riddle from the internet which is quite intriguing.Some jokes and riddles were hilariously been done by our beloved and veritable fans,which was quite astounding.Interestingly,there are some hysterical jokes which is laughably great from what i have discern through mentality.You could learn some of the tricks from it,and see what is the reaction given from your friend.


1)How can you tell when the lawyer is telling a lie
Answer:When they are moving their lips

2)Why can't leopard play hide-and-seek???
Answer:because they are spotted

3)How can an Egg cross the road???
Answer:they scrambled over the road

4)Why do the turtle cross the road for???
Answer:going toward the shellstation

5)What do cowboy eat as their punishment???
Answer:cowdung

Curb the vehicle population????

A breaking news about curbing the vehicle population once again, with the governmental authorities.Now,there are some slight changes going on which is unbelievably quirky.I have heard recent news about the rising of vehicle which stands at 85,000.Suprisingly,the government have encouraged us to take public transport,rather then traveling vehicle around which causes traffic congestion.The aim for the goal is to lessen more of the car vehicle rather then motorcycle vehicle.Let's see the possibilities,why car vehicle are curbed.

Many possibilities that causes curbing vehicle population.....

1)Motorcycle vehicle size are smaller then car vehicle???

2)Traffic Congestion will never happen to Motorcycle vehicle as compare with the car vehicle.

3)Cars usually have the most popularity of accidental death,so cars are suppose to be curbed

4)Steer wheel are so fragile that it could causes impending death while driving perplexingly.

5)Insuffient oil fuels because of the popularity of car vehicle.

A picture of jesus

This is a stereotyping video that might piss you off.This video is been shown in the youtube.Anybody out there who are devoted to jesus,Please do something about this!!!


Stereotyping video

Edison Chen infatuation with Gillian Chung

From the Left side,Gillian Chung,horny freak
From the Right side,Edison Chen,the promiscuous freak

Edison Chen was once a singer and an actor in hong kong entertainment industry.He was famously been selected as an actor to pursuit his dream.These years,he have been earning lots of money in hong kong entertainment industry.But there was something,the true was about to reveal to change his life inevitably.The Hong kong policeman have found out Edison chen nudity imagination which shown a picture of Gillian Chung,together with him.It was erotically been done by Edison Chen initially.These years,many people who mistakenly admired Edison chen as an idol,turns out to be a playboy bastard,who i don't really wanted to know for commiting incest.Edison Chen was thinking too naive of himself by hiding all of his nude picture, while he was showing a camera together with Gillian Chung,and also with the other woman he have slept with.I do think that,illicit sexual is an inappropriate way of doing it,especially for an adult who have not marry through register of marriage.News reporter told that,Charlene Choi wasn't involved in sexual relation with Edison Chen.She innocently told everyone that,she wanted to return to her innocent days with her role model as an actress in Hong kong entertainment industry.Now,Edison Chen is label as a ''male promiscuity'',that will change his life eternity

~Awareness Test~

Are you smart enough to count how many passes the white shirt people have throwed.

Which ipod is worthable and likable???

Everyone is wondering which ipod device is uniquely best to satisfy their needs jovially.From what i have observe through various kind of ipod in many different places,it seems that apple ipod with a 80GB space of capacity is worthly to be consider to buy through contemplation.Another ipod which have a 8GB space of capacity,is not really good due to it's capacity.But this ipod is unbelievably fascinating with touchable screen for just a single click from your fingertips.Initially,The apple ipod i told you about,which have a 80GB space of capacity,have no touchable screen required as compared to the previous ipod device.So you have to comtemplate first before making a judicious decision.Don't ever make any impetuous decision because of an ipod,think before you acted, so that you would never regret it for the rest of your life.

Pokemon Diamond Version

Hey Folks!!! once again,lets talk about the pokemon Diamond version that I usually play in my NOGBS emulator.You don't really need to buy NDS which cost you about $100+ in singapore.You just need to download the Emulator which is conveniently been used.This game is truthfully remarkable with touchable screen.Not only that,the game is over 40 hour+ game playing action that will aesthetically guide you to become the pokemon master in the world.But firstly,you have to catch some pokemon in the wild grass area which is situate with wild pokemon.The story is uniquely great with great story line and sound effect that might surge your interest.The journery take place in twinleaf town while you are walking out from the city.Suddenly,a new mysterious rival call your name out and ask you to accompany him to the lake.From the lake,both of you will inquistive about the bag while the professor leave it without noticing it.Unbelievably,a wild pokemon rush toward you furiously and provoke you.From there,the battle commence inevitably.This game is laughably easy,so you don't have to niggle worry about it.Trainers are also laughably weak with their pokemon.You just have to spend your time training your pokemon and know the weaknesses with the other pokemon you have fight with,it shouldn't be a problem.